ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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