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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Oh, right

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay