Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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