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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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