- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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