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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs