- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

tea with milk?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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