- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

WNBA

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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