- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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