- Anti Joke

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?