- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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