- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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