- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Women's Rights

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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