- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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