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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

i saw amango it splootered

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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