- Anti Joke

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

John Cena

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.