- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Grace Ackerson

i saw amango it splootered

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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