Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

You just read this ..

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

the NAACP

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Oh, right

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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