- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

There once was this guy and he fell down

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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