- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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