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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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