- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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