Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Manchester City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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