What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Wolfjob.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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