Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Black people.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Anti Joke

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