why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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