- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Wolfjob.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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