why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Guest what? Dog

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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