Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Gay republicans

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Manchester City

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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