- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

I agree

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

New mission: refuse this mission

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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