- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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