Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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