- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

European on my shoes, buddy.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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