- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

I have read the terms and conditions

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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