~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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