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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

America

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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