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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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