A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

woman's lacrosse

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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