A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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