An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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