A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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salad days!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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