A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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