I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Large 4

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Anti Joke

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