Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I am quite mature.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

It says so on your cap.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why are white people white? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops