"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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