- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock knock.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

osama bin laden is dead

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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