I went to work today....

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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RUN

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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