- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

I have an idea! You leave.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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