What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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