- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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