Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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