Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

I like school Said no one ever.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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