- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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