Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Then none of us want to be right.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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