Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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