curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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