- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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