Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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