What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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