My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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woman's lacrosse

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Anti Joke

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