Manchester City

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Black people.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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