How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +3

outside your comfort zone

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops