- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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