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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Chick Norris... Enough said

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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