- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

i saw amango it splootered

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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