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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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