- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Rylan Clark

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Matthew Baker

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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