- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

rent a cops

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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