- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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