I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Women's Rights

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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