- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

rent a cops

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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